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I’ve lost my mojo. Evil is still shouting. Tune in, turn on, and drop out! Enough of your bleep in’ new age aphorisms.

You can start by buying me a drink. Evil’s secret volcano lair?

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Please God, don’t take her away. They enter the portal.

I’m bleep in’ rich and I’m up to my tits in clean stinky. He could eat red meat all night long, but one sip of milk and it was gastric hell. EVIL Sgagged, the only reason I’m keeping you alive is so you can feel the agony of watching my plan unfold.


It has the silhouette of a flying penis. Abridged Scripts are short -ish screenplays for films that just cover the highlights – think of them as Cliff’s Notes for your favorite movies, except Cliff is an asshole and thinks your favorite movie sucks.

This time it’s personal. Oedipus runs out of bullets. I’m a big, fat slob. I remember once I was being fisted by Sebastian Cabot- but here’s where the story gets interesting.

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Are you kidding, baby? CU on the chrome script on the grill: We pan to see Mini-Me on top of the piano, himself playing a miniature baby grand. Austin drinks the mojo.

He kinda looks like a baby. It is the ability to achieve those goals that we wish to achieve for ourselves. Felicity has slumped over in the tube. Evil’s distinctive profile, with a machine gun. She pulls her gun. Its a flu shot.


The whagged He-Bots descend from the ceiling on trapezes and acrobatic rings, their muscles rippling. Nice to have you with us. No one talks to my son.

I don’t know what happened to you in the Nineties, but I’m still here, in the Sixties, and I still swing! I know just the man to help you. What if I pretend to be ill with food poisoning? Somebody get the stick. Austun, is it true? As you know, Austin Powers was frozen in EVIL You know, kwan?

Evil, I’ll get you!

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